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Jim Bedwell

Lady Lanajuju,

KRAUTHAMMER!!! LOVED that guy!!! Remember the old EF Hutton TV commercials where the crowded, noisy room went totally silent when some guy mentioned to another that his broker was with EF Hutton and he said that ........... that's the same thing that happened to me when I saw the late savant Charles on FNC and he was about to speak.

Plus what a GREAT name for a Jew, given the fact of the Holocaust. And like I am, an ex-left-winger was he. He's YET ANOTHER Jew that almost certainly had to have had a genius IQ - he stood out even among the other elites in school, even medical school, I understand. With his disability, I couldn't believe seeing his being able to drive around BY HIMSELF in his specially rigged SUV - apparently he drove fast - maybe he got some tickets? And he was a trained psychiatrist. Sometimes he'd be asked about the thinking of some Dem or Marxist, and he'd say, "What are you asking me for? Am I a psychiatrist?". Plus he had a classic quip about Algore, "If he witnessed Godzilla's ambling down the National Mall in D.C., he'd blame it on global warming".

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost

Steve Keene

Chief Bedpost,

At the Jiu Jitsui match I asked my son where they were holding the Anti Semite Jitsui contests.

David,

Makenzie was in Plano today at the Courthouse.  She completely destroyed a young prosecutor and tore down the testimony of a Plano police officer in a DUI case.  In a meeting after her cross examination of the cop, her client hugged her and said that he had never felt so well represented.  The poor officer fell into every trap she laid for him, finally admitting that he did not go by the manual in the sobriety test and also did not correctly inform her client of his rights.  Before it was over he told the jury that 8 seconds for test one and 8 seconds for test two, which is the required time to perform the tests, could be performed in 10 seconds which is what his body cam showed.  The attorney who is her second, is cross examing the blood test expert tomorrow and then she gives the summation.  I will let you know how it turns out.  She has been first chair on cases in Ellis County at her previous firm, but this is her first trial at her new firm. I hear that Plano juries are tough on DUI's so you never know.

Jerry May

Thanks Janalu,

And to those who messaged me privately. It was a memorable one celebrated on Saturday evening at a 
at Tupinambas Mexican Restaurant ( known the owner; Eddie Dominguez for years) About 20 family and close friends attended. Though it wasn't a surprise birthday party, I received one big one Ellen had all set-up!

A "Marilyn" personality/impersonator showed up! She sang "Happy Birthday" in that sultry voice and did a good job! The only thing missing was the white dress, instead wearing all black. She sang a couple more and then interacted with me and members of the group. All in all, a memorable 70th experience!

Lowell Tuttle

i enjoy the Far Side facebook group and Sandra sharing her Farside cartoons by Gary Larson.   Sometimes they are perceived as being a little too sacreligious by facebookers and comments ring out initiating a bit of a social media circus on line.

That just occurred and it brought me to this question. 

Were there any jokes or funny stories in The Bible?    It seems to me they were absent in The Old Testament and that seems out of character.

Maybe it is because jokes are always making fun of someone.   Sort of humor is not politically correct, at least in a Biblical sense.

So, taking that further, perhaps the intent was for The Bible to be "woke?"  What da ya' think?

Wayne Gary

Lowell,

There are some funny things in the old testament.

Imagine sitting around the campfire and hearing the story of Adam and Eve. When you hear about them making clothes out of grape leaves which feel like rough sandpaper.  You would be laughing at how silly that would be and how long do you thing they wore the grape leaves. 

A lot of the stories do not seem funny to us because we do not live in that time and do not know the references.

Steve Keene

Happy belated birthday Jerry.

Lowell,

Don't you see any humor in Eve teaming up with the snake?  How about Ruben's daughter in law pretending to be a whore to preserve the tribe lineage of the Rubenites?  It was pretty funny that Samson kept trusting women to keep their mouth shut and they always turned on him.  Maybe you have not had the same experience with women doing that as I have.  I thought it was pretty funny that God visited every evil that Pharoah sought to do to the Isaelites out of his own mouth back on the Egyptian people.  If you cannot see the humor of Balaam's dumb ass telling him not to go the way to curse Israel, you are nuts.  Jonah taking solace in a plant that grew up and gave him a little shade, and God made that plant wither and die, too?  Maybe my sense of humor is a little macabre.  You did not think it was funny that Jonah got swallowed by a whale when he wasn't following God's instructions?  He changed his tune real fast.  I found humor in God's telling Amos the Prophet to marry a couble of whores, to illustrate to the Israelites how God perceived they had gotten off track.  Don't tell me that you did not think it was funny that God took a kid with a slingshot and struck down the mightest giant warrior of the enemy?

You are probably not going to think it is funny when God punishes the Woke generation and exalts those that believe His Word without question, either.

Kurt Fischer

Lowell:

I can think of two Old Testament stories that seem funny to me and perhaps show a sense of humor on God's part.

The first deals with Moses and his wife Zipporah.  Zipporah is described as a Cushite woman and many/most agree she came from Africa and had black skin.  The 12th chapter of Numbers describes what happens when Moses and Zipporah return to camp.  Moses' brother Aaron and his wife Miriam react to this by challenging whether God only speaks through Moses and insinuate that God could also be speaking through them. The actual language in Numbers 12:2 uses a feminine verb tense, so we get the feeling that Miriam is speaking about this.   Apparently Aaron and Miriam thought that Moses made a bad decision in marrying Zipporah and one gets the feeling it is because she is a Cushite and Black. 

God has a particularly interesting judgment here.  Moses is his prophet and He does not appreciate Aaron's and Miriam's telling Him what to do.  He strikes Miriam with leprosy and she turns all white.  It's like "So, you don't like Black?  How about if I turn you completely white?"  This is a temporary situation and after she stayed outside the camp for seven days, she returned to her normal skin color.

This seemed to me like a bit of humor.   Maybe just my interpretation....

The second deals with Balaam.  Balaam was a non-Israelite "prophet".  He was well known for being a form of a prophet, with events which he prophesized generally coming true.  When Israel began to move through Moab during the Exodus, the King of Moab decided to hire out Balaam to curse Israel.  (Numbers 22-24).  The King offered a large reward for Balaam to conduct the cursing.  On three separate occasions Balaam got ready to conduct the cursing, sacrificed animals,etc and each time the Lord "put a word in his mouth" and each time Balaam instead blessed Israel.  The King of Moab became more irritated and finally sent Balaam home.  

This also seemed like a bit of humor.  Balaam was ready to make some money, but each time God substituted words which blessed Israel and defeated the intent of the King of Moab.

Maybe these are not quite Punography grade humorous incidents, but they fit in my categorization of humor.

Bob Davidson

Lowell -- a God without humor?  No way.  Humor is one of the most wonderful divine gifts we were given and a way we connect with the devine.  I cannot imagine understanding God without humor.  (If you look, you will see that anti-Judeo-Christian political movements always hate humor -- communists, nazis, Jihadis, and our leftwing garbage elite all hate humor and try to destroy it and the people who propagate it.)

Jim -- I really admired Krauthammer.  Even when I disagreed with him, I always took his opinion seriously.  He was a man who made the most of a life marred by a terrible accident.

David -- Leftists seem to confuse science based opinions with science.  Science seems to me to be a process for understanding our world, always up for questioning -- scientific opinion is a statement of what someone thinks is an explanation.  Epistemology is a bit more complicated than dogmatists can imagine.  

Yesterday, I had "the Punography board" in my list of places where communism still exists but took it out because it seemed mean.  Now I'm sorry I did.

Lowell Tuttle

Those Bible jokes are funny, i guess, to a certain type of person.   I'll give you that.   Reminds me of this joke.

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Steve Keene

Lowell,

That plumber's joke made me bend over, crack up!

Jim Bedwell

Bob D,

Yes, I didn't always agree with Krauthammer, not that often, but usually how could a reasonable person not see his logical brilliance? Along with Antonin Scalia, Rush Limbaugh, Walter Williams, and Vincent Bugliosi, real losses for our country when they died.

All,

Speaking of humor, the difference between comedy & tragedy is shown by the following example.

Comedy is that truck just ran over and broke both of your legs. Tragedy is this #$@$# hangnail I have!!

It all depends upon your perspective!!

Jim Bedwell

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Please notice how the first 2 are about placing & replacing - so POWER!!!! DUH!!!

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Did you ever stop to realize that Fred Flintstone never wore pants?

He wore a kind-of-a short-ish sleepshirt with a tie.  Why did he wear a tie while maneuvering a backhoe?

Jim Bedwell

David C,

Exegetical - what the cancel culture does to a "getical". I was just in a seance and Carnac the Magnificent told me!!

Steve Keene

Janalu,

Maybe he had that tie to tie something he had out of the way so he could use the lift stick.  I wondered how tough the calluses on his feet were to drive that rock tired ,saber-toothed skinned,  jalopy without independent suspension.

Kurt Fischer

Here are a couple of questions about delayed reactions to the Covid vaccine.  I had the Pfizer version back in late March.

I've had two separate instances of severe swelling of my lips.  The first was about a week after the second shot.  The second was yesterday and today.  It's obviously an allergic reaction, but I never encountered this until I had the vaccine.  The one yesterday was (and is still) very odd.  First my lower lip began to swell on the left hand side.  About six hours later, my lower lip was okay, but my upper lip began to swell.  Hard to describe, but maybe the size of one of your fingers.  Last night the upper lip's swelling was reduced, but now my lower lip on the right hand side is swollen.  Kind of like it would be if someone hit me.  As one of my old workers mentioned, he knows someone I can contact if it's my wife doing it to me.

In addition, for the first time in decades, I've had severe cases of indigestion.  These used to be caused by eating late.  Not so the last time.  And I only ate a modest amount of spaghetti at dinner time.  It's not like spaghetti has ever caused this problem for me in the past.

I'm suspicious that the vaccine has side effects which are delayed in nature.  But I can't show direct causality. 

Has anyone else had similar delayed reactions?

Thanks.

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Steve,

You're a nut, but nuts are good!

David Cordell

Kurt,

Were you reading the Old Testament when any of that stuff happened?

Kurt Fischer

David:

I was thinking of the book of Job with his "boils".   

This was a bit of an inconvenience, but I've not heard of anyone else having the problem.  I believe I read in one place that 1 in 10,000 had similar problems, but the only articles I can find now are tied to "dermal fillers".  Definitely not my issue.

I finally filed a report with the CDC to note the adverse effects, but don't think anything will come of it.

On the other hand, I was able to creep out my grandchildren yesterday....

Lance:

Good advice.  I'll try to address the wine issue tonight.

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Yay Governor Abbott for standing up to Biden's allowing the breaking of US law!!!!!!

Steve Keene

Janalu,

If Abbott could only build a wall that would keep the Californians out!  Pretty soon I think we need to move the state capitol to Lampasas and wall the Austin liberals off in Austin.  The rest of the state could haul their trash down there and throw it over the wall.  It might also be a good depository for nuclear waste!

Jan Alexander

Kurt, I believe you are in manopause..

Mr. Bob D. .... only communists like french fries with tartar sauce...    real right wing folks stick with fries and ketchup ; the american white folk way. 

Steve Keene

Janalu and Jan,

Things are really changing down around South Texas.  I went down there to check on an oil well and decided I would stop for some hot dogs and apple pie to get ready for the fourth of July.  I went in the grocery store and they sent me to the ethnic food section.

Lowell,

I have a question for you.  Can an orphan eat in a family restaurant?

Jim Bedwell

Chief Steven Toenails,

Will you QUIT with the calluses, bunions, planter's warts, hangnails, toenails, whatever!!!! You're obsessed with those as much as I'm obsessed with being Mr. Nice Guy!!! Now how am I supposed to eat breakfast at this ungodly early hour?!?!?

Lady Lanajuju,

HEY!! I'm talking about politics & ignorant, stupid people, and you're talking about Fred Flintstone!! Oh, wait, maybe you didn't change the subject after all!!!! NEVER MIND!!! hahahahahhahahaa!!!!

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost

Jim Bedwell

Chief Stephen Toenails,

Rather than Lampasas, I would vote for Luckenbach. Nothing there but a bar. It would be so boring there the only thing to do is drink (as if they needed help with that), so they would be too wasted to "accomplish" anything in the way of ruining life for the rest of you Texans, and only out of sheer boredom, maybe they would FOR THE FIRST TIME consider passing term limits for the Texas Congress (we sure need that at the national level)!!!!!

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost