Lowell Tuttle
Ken and Edna, an aging married couple, went to the air fair every year, and every year Ken would say that ride on the helicopter is something I would like to try.
Every year Edna said, yeah, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks...
Finally one year, Ken told Edna "Edna, I'm 75 years old, and if I miss it this year I might never ride in that helicopter."
Edna pointed out that "Fifty bucks is fifty bucks."
The helicopter pilot heard the two (again) and said, "I'll make a deal with you two. I'll take you on a ride in the helicopter, and if you don't say a word, it'll be free. But if you speak, it'll cost you fifty bucks."
So, Ken and Edna went on the helicopter ride.
That pilot tried like hell swervin, divin, pointin up, pointin down...and not a word.
When he landed he asked and commented on how quiet they had been...
And Ken replied, "Well, Edna fell out after the first swerve, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks."
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