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Kurt Fischer

Lowell:

I can think of two Old Testament stories that seem funny to me and perhaps show a sense of humor on God's part.

The first deals with Moses and his wife Zipporah.  Zipporah is described as a Cushite woman and many/most agree she came from Africa and had black skin.  The 12th chapter of Numbers describes what happens when Moses and Zipporah return to camp.  Moses' brother Aaron and his wife Miriam react to this by challenging whether God only speaks through Moses and insinuate that God could also be speaking through them. The actual language in Numbers 12:2 uses a feminine verb tense, so we get the feeling that Miriam is speaking about this.   Apparently Aaron and Miriam thought that Moses made a bad decision in marrying Zipporah and one gets the feeling it is because she is a Cushite and Black. 

God has a particularly interesting judgment here.  Moses is his prophet and He does not appreciate Aaron's and Miriam's telling Him what to do.  He strikes Miriam with leprosy and she turns all white.  It's like "So, you don't like Black?  How about if I turn you completely white?"  This is a temporary situation and after she stayed outside the camp for seven days, she returned to her normal skin color.

This seemed to me like a bit of humor.   Maybe just my interpretation....

The second deals with Balaam.  Balaam was a non-Israelite "prophet".  He was well known for being a form of a prophet, with events which he prophesized generally coming true.  When Israel began to move through Moab during the Exodus, the King of Moab decided to hire out Balaam to curse Israel.  (Numbers 22-24).  The King offered a large reward for Balaam to conduct the cursing.  On three separate occasions Balaam got ready to conduct the cursing, sacrificed animals,etc and each time the Lord "put a word in his mouth" and each time Balaam instead blessed Israel.  The King of Moab became more irritated and finally sent Balaam home.  

This also seemed like a bit of humor.  Balaam was ready to make some money, but each time God substituted words which blessed Israel and defeated the intent of the King of Moab.

Maybe these are not quite Punography grade humorous incidents, but they fit in my categorization of humor.

Bob Davidson

Lowell -- a God without humor?  No way.  Humor is one of the most wonderful divine gifts we were given and a way we connect with the devine.  I cannot imagine understanding God without humor.  (If you look, you will see that anti-Judeo-Christian political movements always hate humor -- communists, nazis, Jihadis, and our leftwing garbage elite all hate humor and try to destroy it and the people who propagate it.)

Jim -- I really admired Krauthammer.  Even when I disagreed with him, I always took his opinion seriously.  He was a man who made the most of a life marred by a terrible accident.

David -- Leftists seem to confuse science based opinions with science.  Science seems to me to be a process for understanding our world, always up for questioning -- scientific opinion is a statement of what someone thinks is an explanation.  Epistemology is a bit more complicated than dogmatists can imagine.  

Yesterday, I had "the Punography board" in my list of places where communism still exists but took it out because it seemed mean.  Now I'm sorry I did.

Lowell Tuttle

Those Bible jokes are funny, i guess, to a certain type of person.   I'll give you that.   Reminds me of this joke.

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Steve Keene

Lowell,

That plumber's joke made me bend over, crack up!

Jim Bedwell

Bob D,

Yes, I didn't always agree with Krauthammer, not that often, but usually how could a reasonable person not see his logical brilliance? Along with Antonin Scalia, Rush Limbaugh, Walter Williams, and Vincent Bugliosi, real losses for our country when they died.

All,

Speaking of humor, the difference between comedy & tragedy is shown by the following example.

Comedy is that truck just ran over and broke both of your legs. Tragedy is this #$@$# hangnail I have!!

It all depends upon your perspective!!

Jim Bedwell

Placing

Really

Onerous

Government

Regulations

Everywhere

So

Success

Is

Very

Elusive

Let

It

Be

Evident;

Replace

American

Law

Bubba

Is

Lingeringly

Lascivious or Lecherous

Awfully

Non-likable

Democrats

Her

Immoral, illogical, illicit

Liberal

Lies

Are

Really

Yucky

Crooked

Lawyers

Into

Non-Constitutionalism

Toward

Our

Nation

Jabbering

Obtuse

Self-serving

Egregiously

Political

Hack

Bungling

Inconsequential

Demented

Enervated

Numbskull

Please notice how the first 2 are about placing & replacing - so POWER!!!! DUH!!!

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Did you ever stop to realize that Fred Flintstone never wore pants?

He wore a kind-of-a short-ish sleepshirt with a tie.  Why did he wear a tie while maneuvering a backhoe?

Jim Bedwell

David C,

Exegetical - what the cancel culture does to a "getical". I was just in a seance and Carnac the Magnificent told me!!

Steve Keene

Janalu,

Maybe he had that tie to tie something he had out of the way so he could use the lift stick.  I wondered how tough the calluses on his feet were to drive that rock tired ,saber-toothed skinned,  jalopy without independent suspension.

Kurt Fischer

Here are a couple of questions about delayed reactions to the Covid vaccine.  I had the Pfizer version back in late March.

I've had two separate instances of severe swelling of my lips.  The first was about a week after the second shot.  The second was yesterday and today.  It's obviously an allergic reaction, but I never encountered this until I had the vaccine.  The one yesterday was (and is still) very odd.  First my lower lip began to swell on the left hand side.  About six hours later, my lower lip was okay, but my upper lip began to swell.  Hard to describe, but maybe the size of one of your fingers.  Last night the upper lip's swelling was reduced, but now my lower lip on the right hand side is swollen.  Kind of like it would be if someone hit me.  As one of my old workers mentioned, he knows someone I can contact if it's my wife doing it to me.

In addition, for the first time in decades, I've had severe cases of indigestion.  These used to be caused by eating late.  Not so the last time.  And I only ate a modest amount of spaghetti at dinner time.  It's not like spaghetti has ever caused this problem for me in the past.

I'm suspicious that the vaccine has side effects which are delayed in nature.  But I can't show direct causality. 

Has anyone else had similar delayed reactions?

Thanks.

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Steve,

You're a nut, but nuts are good!

David Cordell

Kurt,

Were you reading the Old Testament when any of that stuff happened?

Kurt Fischer

David:

I was thinking of the book of Job with his "boils".   

This was a bit of an inconvenience, but I've not heard of anyone else having the problem.  I believe I read in one place that 1 in 10,000 had similar problems, but the only articles I can find now are tied to "dermal fillers".  Definitely not my issue.

I finally filed a report with the CDC to note the adverse effects, but don't think anything will come of it.

On the other hand, I was able to creep out my grandchildren yesterday....

Lance:

Good advice.  I'll try to address the wine issue tonight.

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Yay Governor Abbott for standing up to Biden's allowing the breaking of US law!!!!!!

Steve Keene

Janalu,

If Abbott could only build a wall that would keep the Californians out!  Pretty soon I think we need to move the state capitol to Lampasas and wall the Austin liberals off in Austin.  The rest of the state could haul their trash down there and throw it over the wall.  It might also be a good depository for nuclear waste!

Jan Alexander

Kurt, I believe you are in manopause..

Mr. Bob D. .... only communists like french fries with tartar sauce...    real right wing folks stick with fries and ketchup ; the american white folk way. 

Steve Keene

Janalu and Jan,

Things are really changing down around South Texas.  I went down there to check on an oil well and decided I would stop for some hot dogs and apple pie to get ready for the fourth of July.  I went in the grocery store and they sent me to the ethnic food section.

Lowell,

I have a question for you.  Can an orphan eat in a family restaurant?

Jim Bedwell

Chief Steven Toenails,

Will you QUIT with the calluses, bunions, planter's warts, hangnails, toenails, whatever!!!! You're obsessed with those as much as I'm obsessed with being Mr. Nice Guy!!! Now how am I supposed to eat breakfast at this ungodly early hour?!?!?

Lady Lanajuju,

HEY!! I'm talking about politics & ignorant, stupid people, and you're talking about Fred Flintstone!! Oh, wait, maybe you didn't change the subject after all!!!! NEVER MIND!!! hahahahahhahahaa!!!!

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost

Jim Bedwell

Chief Stephen Toenails,

Rather than Lampasas, I would vote for Luckenbach. Nothing there but a bar. It would be so boring there the only thing to do is drink (as if they needed help with that), so they would be too wasted to "accomplish" anything in the way of ruining life for the rest of you Texans, and only out of sheer boredom, maybe they would FOR THE FIRST TIME consider passing term limits for the Texas Congress (we sure need that at the national level)!!!!!

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost

Jim Bedwell

Chief Steven Toenails,

Also upon further reflection, I'm thinking in my retirement I could volunteer to help dump the trash over that fence into Austin; I think I would really enjoy that. Good exercise too! And if I get more cancer, I could even assist with all the nuclear waste as well - after this last year with masks, etc., I just won't be wearing any haz-mat suit (or face masks) in that latter community effort - I won't have to!

Chief Jimi Bob Bedpost

Jim Bedwell

Laura Ingraham was talking about Biden and how he laughed when asked if he still thought Putin was a killer as he had stated previously. So Laura pointed out how Slow Joe the Bumbler has acquired that ANNOYING and INAPPROPRIATE laugh from his deficient VP.

Much more importantly she said, Obama's trips abroad were apology tours. Biden's was a surrender tour this week. If this is the Tribulation, hopefully we'll be sitting on the sidelines when Israel is surrounded, and we aren't already annihilated!!

Isn't it (HORRIFICALLY) interesting to see all the levels of human society coalescing into 2 groups, their side and ours - kinda appropriate for a moment of such spiritual importance, if this is really it! Which side are you on?

Steve Keene

Chief Jimbob,

I will honor your wishes and try and trim the toenaii talk.  Did you hear the latest from Biden?  He says his meeting with Putin was a complete success, and in other news Hunter Biden has a new job as Director of a Russian Pipeline company.

David Cordell

Didn't someone mention the Royal Canadian Air Force Exercise Plan?

I was going through some boxes in my garage and found this copy from 1962.

Note that the men's version is 11 minutes and the women's is 12 minutes. I'm not sure if this suggests that 1) women are being abused by being required to spend 9% more time, or 2) women need more rest between exercises, or 3) women need extra time to complain to each other about the exercise plan.

If anyone wants a copy, I can scan it.

Janalu Jeanes (Parchman)

Maybe women have more stored up fat, therefore they must work off more calories.  Women have to have some fat on them to nourish babies-in-utero, or something like that.

What was that exercise place in Dallas, that may have been originally on Preston Road, that was 'all the craze' for a while?  Lots of Dallasites went there to workout, and it was also a place started by a military guy.

1962, huh?  That was the year of the Cuban missile crisis and the year we spent time with the lovely Mrs. Fagg!  It was a very good year!  (Except for the missile thing that poor Prez Kennedy had to gamble with......Fortunately ol' Kruschev was all bluster and a typical Soviet heel.  Remember when he threw his shoe at someone when he was frustrated with the conversation?)

In 1962 we didn't spend time trying to "reimagine" everything, did we?  We respected our parents and grandparents and 'towed the line,' saying "Yes, ma'am," and "Yes, sir," and also said the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as our prayers at bedtime....and the world a kinder, gentler place, it seemed..........

It wasn't all a dream, was it?

Bob Davidson

Jan --   Burger Chef smile.

David -- fun to see the book:  when my dad lived in an apartment in Dallas from January to May of 1965, while the rest of the family stayed in Jackson until our house sold, he gained about 30 pounds. He was used to cooking for a family of six but was living alone and ate what he cooked.  We moved at the end of school, but he was still fat.

His response was to research exercize plans -- the Canadian Air Force one was considered the best at the time.  He started on it -- eventually he worked up through phases until he was spending an hour a day at it, including timed running around the neighborhood.  He got me doing it with him, as well as our dalmation.  He lost the weight and got into the best shape he'd been in since leaving the army.

I don't know if I mentioned our next door neighbor, the comptroller of Collins Radio.  He attached a fence to our backyard fence and Dad, on advice from a lawyer friend, made him put in his own corner posts so he couldn't claim part of our yard by adverse possession.  That made him hate Dad and our family.  He was a large man who carried a lot of his excess weight in his rear end.  In the fall of 1965, Dad started running around the neighborhood.  That was before the jogging craze.  Our neighbor started razzing us when we went running, along the lines of: "Hey Davidson, going out for the track team, ha, ha, ha?" 

At first we ignored him, then I started inviting him to join us.  When Dad and I talked about it, I said something about maybe we could help him melt some of the lard off his ass.  That led to our family nickname for him -- "Lardass."  My baby sister actually addressed him on at least one occasion as ''Mr. Lardass."

Dad kept running for the rest of his life.  He joined that Aerobics center on Preston Road in the 70s and worked out there for years.